WTF: Maury Guest Who Didn’t Realize She Looks Just Like Ted Cruz in Drag Gets Offered $10k for Sex Tape

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You simply cannot make this stuff up.

This is the world we are living in, ladies and gentlemen.

Meet 21-year-old Searcy Hayes, a young woman who recently appeared on the Maury Povich show to find out the paternity of her kid.

Notice anything?

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The Internet did.

This appearance blew up the Internet. Almost literally. People’s digital heads were exploding left and right at the uncanny resemblance.

Biz Pac Review’s Carmine Sabia said she was tempted to feel bad for Hayes and her newly found infamy until she listened to these Daily Mail interviews with her. Apparently Hayes thought Cruz was already president.

“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she said until the Post told her he was not the president.

“Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him,” she said.

After her appearance went viral, porn site XHamster.com quickly offered Hayes and her fiance a $10,000 check to make a 6-minute sex tape. Huffington Post reported, “Before the couple can collect the money, they first have to make the sex tape. Currently, [Hayes’ fiance Freddie] Green is doing his part by Googling terms like ‘How to make a sex tape on an iPhone’.” He’s excited because his woman is “more famous than Madonna” now.

Can you imagine how that thing is going to be advertised?

Who would actually want to see that?

I just… I… uh…

This is the world we live in, ladies and gentlemen.

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