The jig appears to be up.
Mainstream media outlets everywhere are starting to turn on Hillary Clinton and actually dare question her health, only something the rest of America has been doing for weeks now. NBC, for example, asked nine unanswered questions about her health scare on 9/11 in just one report, which is shocking because it’s more questions than they’ve asked about her health in the last nine months she’s been on the campaign trail. They even hinted that her camp may have lied about it! (Noooo, ya don’t say…)
And now The Onion has written a piece from the perspective of her frightened pneumonia virus, which apparently became terrified after remembering what Hillary is capable of:
Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly terrified Monday after remembering what the Clintons were capable of. “Oh sh*t, what the hell was I thinking—you don’t get on the wrong side of these people,” said the infectious agent, which became increasingly worried while recalling just how far the Clintons were willing to go to get what they wanted, as well as what often happened to those who dared to cross the powerful politicians. “Everybody knows you never mess with the Clintons. These people won’t hesitate to absolutely crush you, and they have the money and connections to do it. I knew I should’ve just stayed clear. I’m so f*cked.” At press time, the horrified virus was reportedly planning to avoid the Clintons’ wrath by taking its own life.
It’s just hard because after years (and especially, these past few months) of the MSM’s pro-Hillary coverage, to the point that it felt like I was watching Saturday morning cartoons about Hillary in lieu of what usually passes for “news” around here, now they’re actually back to pretending to be fair and balanced.
Negative press in the establishment media about Hillary these days is like a magical pegasus… and suddenly we’re seeing them everywhere.
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