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If that headline seems familiar, that’s because people doing bizarre things while in the buff seems to happen with regularity in that state. A Google news search using the term “Naked Florida Man” yielded about 1,930,000 results.
The most recent Naked Florida Man case (that we know of) involves an 18-year-old who was found stumbling down the side of a Florida highway on Wednesday night.
After being involved in a car accident, Humphries disrobed and wandered down the side of South U.S. Highway 441 in Marion County.
He was discovered after deputies were called to assist with a vehicle crash in the area and learned that the driver of one of the vehicles had left the scene.
When the deputy got out of his car to talk to Humphries, he tried to open the police car’s drivers-side door, reports the Miami Herald.
Humphries was handcuffed and put in the police car due to his erratic behavior, according to the sheriff’s office.
Dash cam video shows Humphries walking naked before the deputy stops him.
When he tries to open the patrol car door, the deputy says, “That’s not normal,” then adds, “You are absolutely naked, my man. Another thing not normal.”
Officials said he kicked the rear passenger door and pulled on the metal cage. Deputies believe the door will need to be replaced now, and estimate about $1,000 worth of damage to the patrol vehicle.
Butt there is more…witnesses told investigators that shortly after the crash, Humphries walked up to a vehicle parked at the MCSO South Multi-District Office and tried to open the door, but wound up pulling the door handle off the vehicle.
When he couldn’t get into that car, witnesses said Humphries urinated on the vehicle…a car that happens to belong to a MCSO deputy, who estimates the damage is around $700.
Humphries was charged with one count of felony criminal mischief with property damage of $1,000 or more and one count of misdemeanor criminal mischief.
Back in May, a Naked Florida Man carrying a 5-gallon bucket stole a $25,000 swan statue from the front of a business. Also in May, a Naked Florida Man climbed an excavator on a highway and masturbated while straddling the top of the construction digger’s arm. Both incidents were caught on camera.
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