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President Trump Now Declares: “I’m a Nationalist… *AND* A GLOBALIST”
Looks like someone came out of the closet… In his latest Wall Street Journal interview, president Trump has declared that he isn’t just a nationalist… He’s also a globalist. Apparently he now admits he’s both. Yes, just after his dramatic reversal on NAFTA (and NATO), Trump has officially declared himself “also a globalist”. He told…
Read MoreFirst Trump 180’ed on NATO; Now He’s No Longer Backing Out of the Utter Disaster That Is NAFTA
Promises, promises. Like any other slick politician, our president has now gone back on a whole lot of what he promised on the campaign trail would “make America great again” (except on the promised delivery of more foreign, empire-building preemptive undeclared wars of course, just like every other president since at least World War II…
Read MoreUh huh, Sure: Science Now Claims They Just Found 11 New Cloud Types
For the first time in three decades, nearly a dozen supposedly newly discovered cloud types have been added to the International Cloud Atlas. The reason these new clouds have only recently been “found” and officially documented according to National Geographic is due to the modern-day abundance of smart phones. So even though agencies like NOAA…
Read MoreNJ Assembly Candidate Caught on Tape Telling Woman She Should “F*ck Him,” Responds to Outcry by Comparing Himself to Jesus
Hopefully the fact that cell phone cameras are so cheap and ubiquitous these days will help stop the political stupid before it even gets started for any future John McCains, Nancy Pelosis or Maxine Waters, etc. Such is the case for GOP New Jersey Assembly candidate Brian McDowell, who was recently recorded drunkenly telling some…
Read MoreSalon Gives 5 Reasons Rep. MAXINE WATERS Should Be President: Here’s 6 Reasons Why That’s the Dumbest Idea Ever
Maybe it’s just sheer desperation. I have no idea why anyone anywhere would, out of the millions of women in this country, push Rep. Maxine Waters for our first female president. Salon does, however. Apparently Salon has five ideas why she’s “presidential material”. Maxine Waters is presidential material. https://t.co/2IqgECiUR7 — Salon (@Salon) April 13, 2017…
Read MoreThe Stupid Burns: Someone Is Selling a ‘Legit Bag of Air’ Breathed by Singer Adele on EBay, Bidding up to $1,500
Well apparently the listing was taken down… but here’s what it looked like just before it was: That’s right, folks! It’s a “legit bag of air” — “air straight from Adele live” up for auction on EBay with 48 bids up to $2,000 AU (approximately $1,525 USD). The bidding, it should be noted, had started…
Read MoreThe Federal Reserve Just Declared the American Dream Is Officially Dead for Most of America
We all know what comedian George Carlin said about the American Dream: that you have to be asleep to believe it. Well, now the Federal Reserve is agreeing with him. In a new study published by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, they admit the so-called American Dream is now largely an impossible goal…
Read MoreHAHAHA: Watch This Man’s Kids Utterly Destroy His Serious BBC Interview on Live TV
Anyone who has ever had to work from home and has kids or even pets will feel the burn of this next video. Watch this man attempt — and fail horribly — to do a serious interview with the BBC on geopolitics from his house while his kids are home… You’ve got to love the…
Read MoreA New Individual Mandate?! Here’s Why Republicans Hid Their Crappy New ‘Obamacare Lite’ Bill
Editor’s Note: Apparently after a lot of public pressure, the Obamacare replacement bill was just finally released to the public, and it’s actually worse than expected. Is the point of it to death spiral the private health insurance industry altogether just like Obamacare was always supposed to do? by S. M. Gibson Remember when Nancy…
Read MoreDrudge Goes Off on GOP: ‘No Discussion of Tax Cuts, Republican Party Should Be Sued for Fraud!’
In a series of pissed off Tweets, Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report took Republicans to task for failing to repeal Obamacare as has been promised for years now. He sent out this: “No Obamacare repeal, tax cuts! But Republicans vote to shut Warren? Only know how to be opposition not lead! DANGER.” And this:…
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