Humor
Carjacker Caught With His Pants Down; Literally
A half-naked carjacker lost his pants when a motorist fought back and dragged him down the street while desperately clinging to the car he wanted to steal. All the car owner had to do to prevent this theft was put his foot on the gas pedal. The humorous footage appears to show a carjacker being…
Read MorePetition: Remove Confederate Statues And Replace With ‘Real Hero’
Americans never cease to amaze when they fall for the politicians’ “divide and conquer” scheme. Every time you think you’ve seen it all in the way of petitions, another one surfaces that makes us take pause and mourn humanity’s regression. And this one is no different. Over 3300 people have signed a petition to remove the…
Read MoreGerman Police Seize Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
German police have seized around 5,000 ecstasy tablets shaped like the head of United States President Donald Trump. The seizure was worth tens of thousands of euros. According to CNN, the ecstasy pills were found in a car in Lower Saxony, a state in northwest Germany. The German police have confirmed their discovery in a statement Monday. During…
Read MoreOne Man Is Hoping His ‘Aliens’ Stick Around After The Solar Eclipse
Rabun County in Georgia is an ideal spot to glimpse Monday’s total solar eclipse. Tens of thousands of people are expected to get in their cars over the weekend with their new solar glasses in hand to watch the total solar eclipse in Rabun County. On the way, they will come across Goats on the…
Read MoreGiant Rooster Inflated Behind The White House
A giant rooster with perfectly coiffed orange hair creating a striking resemblance to President Trump was placed outside the White House Wednesday. The rooster was previously used as a form of protest for Trump to release his tax returns. However, it is unclear why the rooster made its arrival again, according to CBS News. Trump is currently…
Read MoreThe Federal Reserve Made a FB Post About Avoiding Scams… And It’s Getting Destroyed by Trolls
Last August, the Federal Reserve came face-to-face with an army of trolls when it launched a public Facebook page, but whoever runs their social media doesn’t appear to have learned much from the debacle. Last week, the loathed central bank attempted to advise its followers on detecting scams, and it didn’t go well. Apparently, scammers attempt to…
Read MoreChappelle Tells Yet Another Transgender Joke. The Response Is INSANE
Dave Chappelle is used to the spotlight for his brand of politically incorrect humor, with a wide array of edgy jokes and skits that made him a superstar in the mid 2000s. Now that he’s back, he’s facing a barrage of criticism from humorless journalists over “transphobia.” Unable to navigate today’s politically correct minefield, Chappelle…
Read MoreOhio Woman Calls 911 After Snake Got Stuck To Her Face
An Ohio woman called 911 Thursday to report that the large boa constrictor she rescued had attached itself to her nose. Her pleas for help were elevated when rescue workers found out that the snake had also wrapped itself around the woman, attempting to cut off her blood and oxygen supply. The victim, a 45-year-old…
Read MoreAxin’ For Trouble: Man Driving Car Without Doors or Windshield and Ax in Roof Arrested
Who knows why Jared Price was driving around in the vehicle pictured above: a car with no doors, no windows, and no windshield. Maybe he enjoys feeling the breeze as he cruises around Wethersfield, New York. Perhaps he wants a Jeep, but cannot afford one, so he decided to make his own version. The part that…
Read MoreNicolas Cage Sparks Meme Meltdown After Donning Traditional Kazakh Dress
Hollywood’s most memetastic movie star, Nicolas Cage, produced another lode of internet gold when he donned traditional Kazakh attire while attending a film festival in Kazakhstan. Cage was snapped wearing a traditional hat and coat in a photo with famous Kazakh violinist Ayman Musahodzhayeva on Saturday. In other news, Nicolas Cage is in Kazakhstan. pic.twitter.com/ceAk0ktgqy…
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