Humor

White College Employees Fired for Parody Rap Album Cover

In the latest incident of race-fueled hysteria on American college campuses, three employees at Indiana’s Grace College and Seminary have been fired after they posed as rappers for a parody album cover. Grace’s marketing department holds a weekly “theme day” for employees, encouraging staff to be fun and festive. On June 2, the theme was…

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So Long, Spicey! Remembering White House Press Secretary’s Best Moments

Sean Spicer’s resignation from the White House will deprive the world of endless memes. Over his six-month tenure, “Spicey” arguably became the most-remembered press secretary in White House history. It’s been an honor & a privilege to serve @POTUS @realDonaldTrump & this amazing country. I will continue my service through August — Sean Spicer (@PressSec)…

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Bear Wanders Into Wyoming House, Poops, And Leaves

A bear in Wyoming decided to give a man a bit of a startle on when it wandered into the home he was renting, pooped on the floor twice, and abruptly left. Leaving only its excrement behind, the bear made its way back into the woods after his short tour of the Jackson, Wyoming house. Max Breiter…

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The CIA Took Four Years to Declassify its Dress Code

America’s Central Intelligence Agency is among the most secretive of the 17 or so U.S. intelligence outfits, but when it isn’t covering up scandal and corruption, the agency’s obsession with opacity can be outright ridiculous. MuckRock’s Mara Berg in 2013 sent written inquiries to several federal agencies, including the CIA, regarding the agencies’ guidelines for…

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Ax-Wielding Psychopath Incites Police-Standoff Over Insane Clown Posse Song

The news may not get much crazier than this. An ax-wielding man, who was demanding to hear an Insane Clown Posse song was arrested Monday after an hours-long standoff in front of Kiss 108 studios in Medford, Massachusetts. According to WBZ-TV, a little after 1:30 p.m. Monday, police responded to 911 calls about a man in a red…

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Andy Serkis Reading Trump’s Tweets In Gollum’s Voice Is Hilarious

Andy Serkis, the man behind the voice of Gollum from Lord of the Rings movies, leaves us in stitches when he reads president Donald Trump’s tweets in Gollum’s voice. This video is his interview on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and the tweet reading begins around the 3:58 mark. “My precious,” will never sound…

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Socialist Bernie Sanders Celebrates Independence With Government Dependence

It isn’t a secret that Bernie Sanders is a socialist.  Although his attempts to woo government worshippers fell on deaf ears after Hillary Clinton’s team stole the Democrat nomination from him, he’s making sure he doesn’t give up. Doubling down on his ignorant political rhetoric, Sanders (an “independent” from Vermont) is observing Independence Day by celebrating…

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