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Boston Globe Makes a Big Deal Picking Apart Melania Trump’s White House Portrait, Gets Owned on Twitter
Melania Trump’s official White House portrait has been released. Here it is. And… she looks like a model. Probably because she used to be one. So? The Boston Globe immediately picked the whole thing apart top to bottom. From the 25-carat diamond ring President Trump bought Melania for their 10-year wedding anniversary “worth more than…
Read MoreJill Stein’s Gonna Donate Leftover Recount Money (If There’s Any Money Left, That Is)
The only question left is what is Jill Stein going to do with the leftovers of the over $7.4 million she raised for her totally fruitless vote recounts? Recounts that clearly favored Hillary with the hopes of overturning the election results? In fact, the one in Michigan actually managed to uncover voter fraud on the…
Read MoreWORD: 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Freak Outs in Response to Trump’s Win
Even with all the melodramatic histrionics, notice none of them are actually making good on their promises to move out of the country (or, in Cher’s case, to blast off into outer space). Watch on YouTube Delivered by The Daily Sheeple We encourage you to share and republish our reports, analyses, breaking news and…
Read MoreTurkey Coup Purge Continues: 62 Schoolchildren Arrested for Treason
Following the detainment of some 50,000 police, politicians, lawyers, teachers, and journalists, now the tyrannical Erdogan government has taken to arresting children after the recent failed (and many say staged) coup. Via The Sun: A total of 62 students at Kuleli Military school, the oldest such establishment in Istanbul, were collared by Turkish authorities. Before…
Read MoreReport: British Intel Proves Erdogan Staged the Turkey Coup, “Will Blame Gulen’s Hizmet, Sack Millions”
It’s being openly reported in German magazine Focus that British Intelligence intercepted info proving that Turkish dictator Erdogan staged the Turkey coup with a specific plan to blame it all on US-based Turkish preacher Fethullah Gulen’s Hizmet Movement… as he did shortly after the coup. British intel agency GCHQ intercepted comm between top Erdogan brass:”will…
Read MoreNBC Freaks out: Brexit = ‘Fear, Xenophobia, Racism,’ ‘Threatens Western Civilization’
The system is trying to own people with these buzzwords… Via NewsBusters: Appearing on NBC’s Today, analyst and Daily Beast editor Christopher Dickey launched into a tirade against Britain’s vote to leave the European Union: “…they claim it says, right off the bat, is that they were tired of all the bureaucracy of the European Union, they…
Read MoreDaily News Op-Ed: “If you want to stop mass shootings in America, ban white men”
Wow. They really just went there. Via NY Daily News: On this past Sunday, in a bit of tongue-in-cheek hyperbole, I tweeted that if our country truly wanted to ban a demographic in the name of halting mass shootings, it would be best to ban white people. After all, white people, white men to be…
Read MoreAll Your Fault: Scientists Claim This Rodent Is the First Official Casualty of Man-Made Global Warming
Dear reader, Get ready to personally feel like a piece of crap for causing climate change. The Weather Channel, whose own co-founder has said that man-made global warming is “baloney,” is reporting that the Bramble Cay melomys (above… cute right?) is the “first mammal on record to be declared extinct due solely (or primarily) to anthropogenic…
Read MoreThis One Graduation Photo Sums up America’s Public Schools
Undoubtedly, these graduates are glad to be done with school. After 12 years of compulsory education, they are finally getting out. They have served their time. And the value of that public education is more in question than ever, particularly for anyone who bothered to read their diploma. Can you spot the issue here? Recently,…
Read MoreThe Stupid, It Burns: Government at Work – In One Perfect Photo
Presidential Duties We recently stumbled upon an image in one of the more obscure corners of the intertubes which we felt we had to share with our readers. It provides us with a nice metaphor for the meaningfulness of government activity. First, here is a look at the picture – just quietly contemplate it for…
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