Ted Cruz

Glenn Beck on Suicide Watch after Ted Cruz Drops Out of Presidential Race

People are legitimately worried about Glenn Beck’s mental status after his $500,000 golden boy Ted Cruz quit the presidential race. First, this guy is admittedly annoying, but watch Glenn Beck’s reaction after finding out Ted Cruz quit (begins at 0:11): Beck claims we’re all screwed, Hillary is going to win, and America won’t ever elect…

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The Disastrous 2016 Election Has Triggered a Third Party Revolution

by Claire Bernish United States — While tumultuous, chaotic, contentious, outrageous, erratic, fraudulent, random, disheartening, and certainly unpredictable, could simultaneously describe this presidential election cycle, perhaps the most unanticipated development surrounds the categorical shunning of the soured, traditional duopoly — despite its previously adamantine grip on American politics. This year, constant evidence substantiates the people’s…

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Dankest Memes of the 2016 Presidential Race So Far

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction… and in its typical dark satirical form, the internet’s response to the current U.S. presidential race has been nothing short of hilarious. Some of the memes floating around are almost as ridiculous as the candidates, themselves. Enjoy. Delivered by The Daily Sheeple We encourage you to share…

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Oh HELL No: Ted Cruz Just Announced His VP — Establishment Puppet Carly Fiorina

“Desperately trying to gain momentum” after losing terribly in the primaries this week, news just broke that Ted Cruz is set to announce his vice presidential pick for the presidency that he supposedly can no longer attain because he’s lost so terribly in the primaries: Carly Fiorina. That’s right… the woman who bragged in the…

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