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Bannon Out At The White House

Confirming earlier reports from Matt Drudge and the NYT, on Friday afternoon the White House confirmed that Trump decided to push out his chief strategist, and the man who according to many got him elected, Stephen Bannon. “White House Chief of Staff John Kelly and Steve Bannon have mutually agreed today would be Steve’s last…

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Giant Rooster Inflated Behind The White House

A giant rooster with perfectly coiffed orange hair creating a striking resemblance to President Trump was placed outside the White House Wednesday. The rooster was previously used as a form of protest for Trump to release his tax returns. However, it is unclear why the rooster made its arrival again, according to CBS News. Trump is currently…

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Scaramucci: “Priebus Is A F**king Paranoid Schizophrenic”, Slams Bannon, Wants To “Kill” Leakers

Editor’s Note: Profanity warning! Update: After what was either (i) his first White House nervous breakdown or (ii) a carefully disguised distraction intended to give the media something other than Russia to discuss on this weekend’s political talk show circuit, Anthony Scaramucci has just issued the following statement via Twitter: I sometimes use colorful language.…

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So Long, Spicey! Remembering White House Press Secretary’s Best Moments

Sean Spicer’s resignation from the White House will deprive the world of endless memes. Over his six-month tenure, “Spicey” arguably became the most-remembered press secretary in White House history. It’s been an honor & a privilege to serve @POTUS @realDonaldTrump & this amazing country. I will continue my service through August — Sean Spicer (@PressSec)…

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Rich White House Staffers Paid Handsome Salaries

Nearly half of the Trump administration’s White House staff will earn in excess of $100,000 per year, according to new salary details released last Friday. While some staff work pro bono, such as “First Daughter” Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner, 22 of Trump’s aides, including some with a net worth in the tens of…

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Russia, Syria Respond to White House Chemical Attack Allegation, Threaten Retaliation

The Syrian and Russian governments have responded to allegations by White House officials made earlier this week that the Syrian regime was planning to carry out a chemical weapons attack, with the Russians threatening retaliation to any “preemptive” American strike. “We will react with dignity, in proportion to the real situation that may take place,”…

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Elon Musk Threatens To Quit As Trump’s Adviser Over Paris Climate Deal

Photo Credit: AP/ Evan Vucci President Donald Trump’s announcement that he was pulling out of the Paris climate deal, a cornerstone of his predecessor’s legacy, was met with disdain from everyone on the left. That includes Elon Musk. Musk is now threatening Trump saying that he will step down from the president’s advisory councils if Trump…

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